PETTY COURTSMALL GRIEVANCES, FORMALLY FILED.

Digital filings for minor offenses

Take petty matters formally.

Commission a court-styled complaint for the least serious offense imaginable. Delivered digitally, ready for the record and the group chat.

File a complaintReview filing fees

Parody documents only. Every filing is visibly watermarked and has no legal force.

Petty Court hero

Standing promises

The record remains clear.

I.

Unmistakably parody. Visible watermarking and a plain disclaimer appear on every document.

II.

Entirely fictional authority. No real court names, official seals, case numbers, or judge names are used.

III.

Narrow jurisdiction. Public figures and filings involving crime, threats, sexual content, employers, or schools are refused.

Procedure

From grievance to delivery.

A straightforward process, maintained with unnecessary formality.

Step 01 / Pleading

State the offense.

Choose a filing and provide the names and petty facts. Suitable matters include chronic lateness, stolen fries, playlist negligence, and related breaches of friendship.

PETTY COURTSMALL GRIEVANCES, FORMALLY FILED.

IN THE COURT OF MINOR GRIEVANCES

Complaint

A. Claimant

Plaintiff

v. The Missing Leftovers

Defendant

THIS DOCUMENT IS A PARODY AND HAS NO LEGAL FORCE.

Step 02 / Review

Jurisdiction is checked.

The submission is screened against the content rules before preparation.

Step 03 / Delivery

Receive the file.

Your PDF and included social image are delivered only to you, ready to send or post.

Schedule of fees

Select a proceeding.

One-time payment. Digital delivery. No subscription, filing surcharge, or actual jurisdiction.

01

Single Filing

One complaint, prepared for immediate circulation.

  • — Complaint PDF
  • — Story-sized share image
  • — Parody watermark and disclaimer
$9File now
02

Full Case File

Complete record

Proceedings continue after the initial complaint.

  • — Complaint and summons
  • — Verdict delivered 24 hours later
  • — Share-ready image files
$19File now
03

Class Action

For grievances held in common by the group chat.

  • — One named defendant
  • — Up to eight co-plaintiffs
  • — Every party named in the caption
$29File now

The court is in session

Put the grievance on the record.

When a normal message would fail to convey the procedural seriousness of the matter.

Commence filing